10 Jokes only Programmers will Get

Hi VTRAC Friends!

Got a colleague stuck in the Tuesday funk? Brighten up their day with some of these programming jokes!


What kind of modem did Jimi Hendrix have?
A purple Hayes.

Why did ‘Jack the Programmer’ quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays (a raise!)

Why do most Java programmers have to wear glasses?
Because they don’t C#.

3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walked out.
They couldn’t find a table.

What is the most used language in programming?

An optimist says: “the glass is half-full”
A pessimist says: “the glass is half-empty”
A programmer says: “the glass is twice as large as necessary”

‘Java’ and ‘C’ were telling jokes. It was ‘C’’s turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says “Do you get the reference?” But ‘Java’ didn’t.

Why do most programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give them a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

In Canadian hexadecimal, why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9, A?